11 reasons

11 reasons why you're a fucking shithead:

1. Want to save people to reinforce some kind of narcissistic superiority complex that you have
2. Not do what you say you're going to do
3. Lie to everyone and try hardest to lie to yourself
4. Self-awareness 
5. Sit almost naked on your bed all day and, when they ask what you did all day say, "Oh ya know."
6. Fucking hate yourself
7. Break your promises
8. Stop making promises because you honestly can't think of a promise that you couldn't break
9. Try to get old friends back while simultaneously hating them for leaving you in the first place
10. Jerk off to porn within the first 5 minutes after your girlfriend leaves for work
11. Brainstorm ways how to sabotage your closest relationships because you feel like you can do better even though you know that you can't